Uh Oh...

We all love our parents.  We appreciate the effort they've put forth to give us a good life and good education.  They teach us life lessons and steer us in the right direction towards a bright future.  However, sometimes it's nice to have a place to go where there are no parents.

Bum bum buummmmm.   Our parents are discovering Facebook.  Gone are the days where we could escape from their prying eyes in the never-ending depths of The Social Network; now we must tremble in terror at the thought of seeing a friend request from them.  What to do?  Here's what you should do:

• Ignore:  Pretend you never saw the request.  Pray that they don't ask you about it. 
• Run:  Run Forrest, run!
• Delete Your Account, Go Back to Myspace:  Just kidding... who would do that?
• Convert to Buddhism, Move to Thailand:  There's a chance they won't find you there.

Here's what you shouldn't do:

• CONFIRM THE REQUEST:  You're signing your life away if you do that.  

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